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Anonymous asked:
well maybe some lesbians do but i defo don’t find it offensive and I don’t understand why someone would find it offensive, if a hot straight girl was sexually attracted to me i wouldn’t mind at all! :P
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
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Anonymous asked:
you’ll find a girl haha there’s a lot of lesbians
my mum always asks me ‘what are you smiling about’ but i have to lie because 97% of the time the real answer is lesbians
